I’ve received my fair share of bad gifts in this lifetime. I cite the Christmas I opened a GIRDLE in front of a room full of my brother’s girlfriend-at-the-time’s family as a classic example. It was flesh colored and teeming with so many hooks and underwires it looked like a harness worn by one of the Flying Wallendas. It was given to me by a relative who is herself overweight as a snide way of saying “Hey Fatty, you’ll never get married if you don’t do something about that extra 10 lbs”….no wait, that was actually printed inside the card I believe. Or how about that one year I got a Barbie from a distant Aunt……when I was 17 years old.
I know it is only March, but on the off chance you are already looking for THE WORST Christmas gift ever, I have found it. This will blow your past Secret Santa gifts of fake vomit, that mixed taped of the most incredibly racist country songs ever written, or those front row tickets to a Tijuana cock fight right out of the water.
AS IF giving someone a bathroom scale isn’t insulting enough, how about giving one that spontaneously takes a picture (at the most UNFLATTERING of angles of course) and sends it directly to the world wide web?
I’m just sayin, if you really wanna push someone over the edge this just might be the way to do it.
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consider your christmas present ordered! wow, i am wondering if the guy thinks that leaving his pants wide open helps to make him weigh less or looks more flattering in the picture?
I think his sad face pretty much says it all.
nice powdermod!
Now if i could just figure out how to add a parasol!
Patrick, you beat me to it!!
Also, I just made up a new word, and I would like to introduce it here: Plumptuous.
That’s me.
Deevah, once again you are bringin us all up to a new and higher level. Please to define this “plumptuous” so i will be certain to use it correctly.
Well, it’s like “scrumptious”….only plumper. Perhaps, it should be spelled “plumptious”, but the extra letter “u” makes it sound Canadian. I’m going for trendy, here…so, either spelling is acceptable.
I like that you leave room for spelling lee-way. Maybe we should have some plumptuous t-shirts made?
Great idea! But, I’m not gonna model ‘em. They’ll undoubtedly make me look fat.
Thats why you need a B’maw to buy yuns a girdle like me.
I want to name my catering company Plumptuous and make super cute aprons.
Now THAT is a golden ticket idea, Mel
I want a kick-back!!! Hummus or cupcakes will do just fine. But, not hummus cupcakes. No.
Id give a hummus cupcake a try. Who am i kidding, id probably eat anything with the word cupcake involved.
Don’t anyone send me one of these or I will have to get Jay on it. LOL
Yeah, and then I will send the pic to them. LOL
Sold! Im buying the whole family one for Christmas, Betty faye!
Thanks for the post! Glad you “enjoyed” it
I thought it was one of the most torturous and hilarious things I had ever seen, Morten!
the guy’s pants are like that because he can no longer zip them, folks! I would never go out of the house again if someone posted a picture of ME like this!
Me either, Harriet!